Chorus
Saccharine food coming out of my kitchen late into the night
People who send my cuisine back are just looking for a fight
Used to feed all the soldiers at sea on an aircraft carrier
Now I run the number one diner in the tri-state area

Verse 1
That night the critic was due to arrive and I’d been sitting there
Sweating bullets
He glared at me through his dark sunglasses and when he opened his mouth he
Ordered the special
Thank God he did that because my specialty is King Lobster.
King of the sea
As I dropped that green crustacean into the water, I felt a pang of guilt but its
Death was worth it

Chorus
Saccharine food coming out of my kitchen late into the night
People who send my cuisine back are just looking for a fight
Used to feed all the soldiers at sea on an aircraft carrier
Now I run the number one diner in the tri-state area

Verse 2
The critic had given me a positive review, and my diner had grown in size, but I
Was not done yet
Soon enough a representative from the league of chefs came to invite me to their world cup
Offer accepted
I travelled to Milan, Italy and faced off against culinary masters from
Across the globe
I was nearly decimated on the battlefield, but as I lay in the dust my wife
Whispered to me

Bridge
I will
be there
for
you x3

Bridfigh
I’ve still
Got my
Signature
Dish

Buildup Lyrics x8
I’ll defeat them all with my
Spatula and my
Team of trusted
Expert
su-chefs

Breakdown x4
King
of the sea
King Lobster